Posted this on my class blog last year. Credits to the respective authors of these short questions.
Warning: Wear your jackets.
1) A gunman was aiming a bird 10 metres above. The range of the gun was only 1m, but the bird was still shot. Why?
Answer: The gun was 9m long.
2) Batman dropped from the top. What did he say upon landing?
Answer: Painful sia! (Doesn't it sound like batman in Chinese?)
3) A plane and a bird travelled in parallel motion. They were side by side. Who would drop first and why?
Answer: Bird. The bird was covering its ears with its wings.
4) How do you keep someone in suspense?
Answer: Hehe, I will tell you the answer the next day.
5) 2 men are needed to dig 2 holes in 2 hours. How many men are needed to dig 1/2 a hole in 1/2 an hour?
Answer: It is impossible to dig 1/2 a hole.
6) You would have 1300 of these in a year. What is it?
Answer: Dreams.
7) I have $15 and you have $15. Both of us are at the same MRT station. What station is it?
Answer: Commonwealth MRT station.
8) Mother Rat is going out for a week. She has 3 sons called Si Yi (wash clothes)Si Ku (wash pants) and Si Wa (wash socks). She found a pile of dung. And she warned them : Do not eat. After sometime, the dung was gone. Si Yi says 'Not me, after bathing, I do my homework'. Si Ku says 'Not me, after bathing, I play computer!' So, who ate it, and why?
Answer: Si Wa. (in hokkien, 'it's me.')
9) Where do atoms get charged?
Answer: In court.
10) A soldier was patrolling his area when he spotted an enemy. He took his gun and started to shoot. The enemy, knowing that he had been spotted, ran swiftly. While he was running, he stepped onto a ground mine. he think that if if he let go and run very fast away he won't be bombed. so, he counted to 3 and ran very fast. Why was he still bombed in the end?
Answer: He ran on the spot.
11) 有两个人爬山。突然他们跌入一个山洞。其中一个人死了。死人叫死人， 活人叫什么？
答案：活人叫救命。
12) A couple went out to beach. They seem to be talking about jokes. A moment later, they drowned. Why?
Answer: The sea laughs (大海笑 －大海啸 - tsunami) ^^
13) Why does a skeleton walk across the road?
Answer: To get across the body shop.
14) A gunman was aiming a bird. The bird pleaded not to be shot. The gunman fired a shot, but there were 2 bullet holes instead. Why?
Answer: The bird flapped its wings to defend itself from being shot.
15) How do you drive a person mad?
Answer: Enclose that person in a circular room, then ask the person to find a corner to sit.
Have fun. Hope you won't catch flu after this. :X
Monday, 7 January 2008
I now realise how important it is to study. I mean, study HARD. Already some of my friends including the leaf in my class are already mugging.
Bucking up my tutorials is just my 1st step. Reaching the A star above me needs a springboard. Caring for others is something I want to refine.
Morning. I'm like a cold steak there. Nobody around except the freshmen J1s. Revisiting my lecture notes last year. Wanted to do some composition but for some reason I don't want.
Oh yes, gd luck to Shunta in the road of recovery (hole in the lung, gosh)!
My music teachers are really helpful. I'm appreciative of them for giving me valuable feedback on my essay. No sarcasms here, of course. Great advice. Now I'm more determined to do it right, change the focus and title, and finally settle the cloud of mystery and confusion.
For those who are curious what I'm doing for my H3 essay, I'm researching on George Crumb's Vox Balaenae (Voice of the Whale).
Bucking up my tutorials is just my 1st step. Reaching the A star above me needs a springboard. Caring for others is something I want to refine.
Morning. I'm like a cold steak there. Nobody around except the freshmen J1s. Revisiting my lecture notes last year. Wanted to do some composition but for some reason I don't want.
Oh yes, gd luck to Shunta in the road of recovery (hole in the lung, gosh)!
My music teachers are really helpful. I'm appreciative of them for giving me valuable feedback on my essay. No sarcasms here, of course. Great advice. Now I'm more determined to do it right, change the focus and title, and finally settle the cloud of mystery and confusion.
For those who are curious what I'm doing for my H3 essay, I'm researching on George Crumb's Vox Balaenae (Voice of the Whale).
Wednesday, 2 January 2008
!st Day of School
Wow. Meeting my old classmates after missing them for over 1 month. It's refreshing. Missed the "free" breakfast this morning at canteen. :/
Can't seem to find any juniors from my alma mater (perhaps because they are now at IP?).
LOL. Our physics teacher was changed. I even knew my music timetable so early.
Time to work on my H3 music essay. So tired.
(Yes, I know, the exclamation mark on the title)
Can't seem to find any juniors from my alma mater (perhaps because they are now at IP?).
LOL. Our physics teacher was changed. I even knew my music timetable so early.
Time to work on my H3 music essay. So tired.
(Yes, I know, the exclamation mark on the title)
Tuesday, 1 January 2008
Refreshment
Met my classmates yesterday. Went Orchard, makan, and even K-box. I guess my voice is terrible. *cough cough* Yes, I'm seriously coughing while enjoying the sweet voices of others.
How fast we know of our timetables! But...
OMG, I left early. Celeste told me tomorrow's chemistry practical, we would be going through organic chem tutorial. Wow. I checked back home, hurriedly complete it.
The Space Odyseey at Arts Central was exhilarating and exciting, indeed. It moved me a lot. I was nervous watching it.
Time to sleep. Tomorrow wake up early. Sianz.
How fast we know of our timetables! But...
OMG, I left early. Celeste told me tomorrow's chemistry practical, we would be going through organic chem tutorial. Wow. I checked back home, hurriedly complete it.
The Space Odyseey at Arts Central was exhilarating and exciting, indeed. It moved me a lot. I was nervous watching it.
Time to sleep. Tomorrow wake up early. Sianz.
Year 2008
Yet, another time when I decided to rewrite my blog.
Gonna meet back my classmates this afternoon for class outing.
Gonna meet back my classmates this afternoon for class outing.
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